Bataclan killers SALUTE MANI & Salman

As the killers entered the Bataclan theatre those who were enjoying the evening programme were none other than our chef de cuisine secularists Mani Shankar Aiyar and his comrade-in-arms Salman Khurshid.

The killers quickly began firing indiscriminately and lobbing grenades. It seemed the killers had inexhaustible amount of grenades and bullets to shower to make any Diwali celebration a non-starter.

Yet the two Indians undeterred watched the macabre panorama unfold in all its glory with quite satisfaction.

The two were not harmed, nay not even a blade of their hair touched. The two found themselves shouting furiously “Secularism Zindabad”; “Down with Modi” without a twitch of fear or even shame as the killers even as they fired furiously saluted looking at the two downing their eyelashes as a mark of respect. {For the first time ever a eyelash salute ever performed in the quickest possible time of a millionth of a second}

As the police rushed the killers were quick to blow themselves up to avoid being captured and skinned alive. As the killers died the blast suddenly woke the two from the pleasant nightmare slumber. As the two checked themselves up seeing if they are indeed in one piece they found not a drop of perspiration on them. NEVER did A NIGHTMARE turn out to be SO PLEASANT.

CAN THERE BE ANY PUNISHMENT FOR THESE TWO ANTINATIONAL BRUTES WHO turn their NIGHTMARE into enjoyment?

 

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