One of the Greatest Sinners of India Laloo died and made it to Heaven.
Rabri worried if Laloo really made it to heaven contacted a spiritualist who helped her through seance.
Sure enough, during the seance, Rabri heard Laloo’s voice: “Rabri, are you there. This is your husband…”
“Lalooji,” I am happy to know there in afterlife. What’s it like there?”
“Oh, I never imagined it can be so beautiful. The sky looks refreshingly blue, air tingles with misty dew, pastures are always lush green. I have nothing to do except eat and sleep.”
“Thank God, my dear you are in heaven,” Rabri cried happily.
“Heaven?” “I’m a buffalo in Punjab,” said Laloo.