Can SHASHI lighten Pappu’s head?

PAPPU HAS as much CHARISMA AND LEADERSHIP QUALITIES AS A CROSS-EYED SPINSTER who claims to have SEX APPEAL.

But Congress courtiers had dumped the DYNASTY crown (un)cermoniously on Pappu’s head which now bothers him enough to shake it down.

He even went on 51-day sabbatical to find ways to remove it. But the Congress crooks had cleverly applied a “gondh” (adhesive) called “Congikwik” that is so powerful that it can beat Fevikwik any time, any day.

Pappu’s head weight makes him stumble even if it helps him recollect the few lines he has to speak in Parliament. His turbulence had led the Parliament in turmoil when the world watches its malfunction.

Shashi meanwhile is articulating ideas beyond the Seven Seas having time enough to explore his brilliance in telling the Brits how nice it would be to pay reparations to QUOTA iNDIA when HE SHOULD BE TELLING PAPPU quietly how to first DE-CROWN.

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