An engineer, a prostitute, and a QUOTA politician were in a bar and after having a peg too many began quarreling loudly about whose profession was the “oldest.”

The prostitute said hers is the oldest as everyone acknowledges it today.

This made the engineer angry and glaring at the prostitute said it was his profession that was the oldest.

How come? the prostitute asks

Don’t you know there was total chaos before the Universe was created by God? In one great flash of light he dispelled the chaos and created the Universe. So my profession is the oldest without doubt.

The Quota politician was watching with amused disinterest and he asked quietly: DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHO CREATED THE CHAOS?


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